Sunday, 16 September 2012

Here is me after me lick...


Well people I can confirm that my lady has finally brought myself to a place where my senses have finally been brought to life. I do confess that when I see the view (that i have attached below) I got rather excited reared a little and suddenly me little legs started pumping like a steam engine that was overheating:-


Now not only does my lady owner bring me here, but then she starts playing with my emotions by ensuring that my yummy yum yum lick is right by myside to really get me going but oh boy oh boy what a stallion there is in the stables. I escaped from my field ran round the stallion and gave him a great big kiss with my orange lips, then had a merry game with my owner by making her run after me round the fields....

Look here be the lick followed by the stables and one of the other occupants there:-



Lastly I wind up this post by making a rather bold statement. 

"Humans are not the most intelligent of creatures!!!" 

I shall now explain why and also by way of a picture show why...

They speak in different language you know when they speak either to us horse's or ponies. Indeed even if they are talking to other horsey people!!! Below is a brief translation but why they do this lord knows. They are not clever and to be honest we laugh at their silliness....

Hack =  A walk..... Not a cough then???

Turn Out = Put in field... Not to turn anybody or anything out then?

Canter = Jog....Jog on you fools...

Gallop = Run or sprint. Why oh why as well do they say lets have a quick gallop. We are hardly going to have a slow gallop are or that would be a hack!!!!

I leave you now with a picture that is of man's best friend.

I ask you if this is how they treat their best friends. What have they got in store for us!!!

God help us!!!


Bye for now Saffy xxx


Friday, 7 September 2012

Somewhere New

Well I thought something was up. I had noticed the familiar look in my owners eyes. A sadness behind her normal sparkle was present on her last visit to me in a place that the humans had called "Super Duper Farm"!!! I neigh at that strongly Super Duper Farm was more like Super Duper Let Down anyway what happened?

When down at the SDF a great big posh horse box arrived. To my amazement the driver came over to me and before I knew what was happening I was on board. I hoped it was to be a short journey but alas no... It was a full 24 hours before I could see my owner again but boy oh boy look at where I have arrived....