Here is me after me lick...

Well people I can confirm that my lady has finally brought myself to a place where my senses have finally been brought to life. I do confess that when I see the view (that i have attached below) I got rather excited reared a little and suddenly me little legs started pumping like a steam engine that was overheating:-

Now not only does my lady owner bring me here, but then she starts playing with my emotions by ensuring that my yummy yum yum lick is right by myside to really get me going but oh boy oh boy what a stallion there is in the stables. I escaped from my field ran round the stallion and gave him a great big kiss with my orange lips, then had a merry game with my owner by making her run after me round the fields....

Look here be the lick followed by the stables and one of the other occupants there:-

Lastly I wind up this post by making a rather bold statement. 

"Humans are not the most intelligent of creatures!!!" 

I shall now explain why and also by way of a picture show why...

They speak in different language you know when they speak either to us horse's or ponies. Indeed even if they are talking to other horsey people!!! Below is a brief translation but why they do this lord knows. They are not clever and to be honest we laugh at their silliness....

Hack =  A walk..... Not a cough then???

Turn Out = Put in field... Not to turn anybody or anything out then?

Canter = Jog....Jog on you fools...

Gallop = Run or sprint. Why oh why as well do they say lets have a quick gallop. We are hardly going to have a slow gallop are or that would be a hack!!!!

I leave you now with a picture that is of man's best friend.

I ask you if this is how they treat their best friends. What have they got in store for us!!!

God help us!!!

Bye for now Saffy xxx

Somewhere New

Well I thought something was up. I had noticed the familiar look in my owners eyes. A sadness behind her normal sparkle was present on her last visit to me in a place that the humans had called "Super Duper Farm"!!! I neigh at that strongly Super Duper Farm was more like Super Duper Let Down anyway what happened?

When down at the SDF a great big posh horse box arrived. To my amazement the driver came over to me and before I knew what was happening I was on board. I hoped it was to be a short journey but alas no... It was a full 24 hours before I could see my owner again but boy oh boy look at where I have arrived....

There is something wrong... 

My beautiful owner has not been seen here for the last couple of weeks...

Everything is changing.... What was once a busy place with people coming in and riding different ponies and horses now seems so quiet. Much like a ghost town I imagine.

My friends have simply disappeared and there is not nearly so many humans looking after us.

I have to go as there is a car coming and I don't want them to know that I can write. 

Horse Show

What a day!!! I can honestly tell you there was an odd assortment of people and animals at this show. I have taken pictures as pictures do tell a thousand words but from my own view point on the whole I can tell yee I am most happy being the fine specimen of a pony that I am...

I do admit to falling head over heels in infatuation with this fine looking pony:-

If I could have only broken him free from the trap we would have had a fine time galloping across the fields, swishing our tails, neighing and smiling for hours on end. Sad to say though that the humans (dressed in yellow like canaries) had really got him in strong harness gear...

Though I do declare he looked my way and winked at me ;) I winked back at him and before I knew it I did a little twirl and whinnied back at him, then them humans cracked their whip and he was off before we got to really say hello :(

I walked on slowly looking this way and that, then I noticed this fellow being paraded about but for the life of me I don't know why? I think possibly it is because the people showing him were dressed in white coats!?! Yes white coats like them horrible BUTCHER people:-

Thankfully not a lot of people were interested in watching the butchers parading their next victim. Did make the hairs on my coat stand on end so without further ado I decide to walk on and then oh my lord I saw something so silly and to be quite honest I do not know why my cousins get so much attention but they do look at this donkey:-

Well that did make me chuckle and I did a little snort through my nose to which I was abruptly told  off!!! Honestly my owner I have heard many a time doing this behaviour and if I can be more crude sometimes I even hear her do a little bottom burp!!!

Then of all things a new shudder broke through me as I thought I had seen my arch enemy!!! That being the pesky Frankie Magic. My delightful owners dog!!! Thankfully when I took a second look I realised that it must have been one of his family for even though it looked like him, it was by far way too young:-

By the time all this had happened it was late on in the day so I rested myself and took pleasure in seeing the horses being paraded about. I say pleasure as even though they are not as good as us ponies they are of course just a step down from me. I luckily caught some pictures for you to view:-

Then as I was watching this fine rider :-

I noticed these two looking at me admiringly. Though as much as I liked their admiring looks to be honest I am more than happy with my lovely owner so without further ado I started making a commotion and annoying my owner so much that she declared "I have had enough of you!!! We are going home!" Ha ha I thought my plan worked!

Bye for now....

Take care

Saffy the pony xx

Hello World

I seriously am only just getting used to this...

You ever tried typing with hoofs?!?

Anyway this will be a short post as my owner will soon be returning and I am off to a horse show!!! That by itself does quite annoy me as I am a PONY not a horse and for the life of me why oh why do horses get all the credit I will never know!!! I guess it is because they are bigger than us ponies but what a lot of you humans/people do not know is that we ponies are the more intelligent four legged animals you can meet! Yes by that statement I include horses! Oh I could go on but why take just my word for this? Go check an excellent science website that validates my words...

Look now my owner is returning and I must be off but it would be rude of me for you to visit and for me not to show myself...

Also before I go I must say a big thank you to jason my owner's hubby to be for allowing me to use his google profile to type. What is the matter with Google they don't allow animals profiles. That in my opinion is animalistic the same as bigotry!!!

Speak/type later Saffy xx